The guy's late, I'll fuck my friend, he's got a boner and he's on time

My sister is stuck — I'll help in any way I can, I can't leave her in trouble

Sis, why bother going to the party when I've already found myself a bitch?

You turned your sister on with a vibrator, but who's gonna fuck her to orgasm?

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

I assure my wife I'm not cheating, and friend girl's waiting for me to cum

Don't know how to make his girlfriend feel good? I'll teach you